Internet Explorer makes my computer scream like a little girl being tentacle raped in japanese anime.

I tried using IE to access some of the online materials and lectures, but the only thing that that achieved was... you guessed it, my computer wailing in pain. No, it didn't actually SCREAM, but the fan was loud enough that it might as well have screamed.

Moral of the story: don't use IE.

Secondly,
why is it that farting/pooping is so funny or taboo? Everyone does it. Show me a man that doesn't poo (whether naturally or through a colostomy bag and I'll prove to you that he's dead. It's even retarded that people TRY to mask what they're doing in the restroom stalls. I mean come on people! If you're not tinkling then you're taking a dump! It doesn't matter unless you're making so much noise that the stall next to you shakes uncontrollably, thereby knocking the poor person off of the toilet seat.

Yeah. Midterm in a little more than 12 hours. I think I'm going insane (as if I'm not already insane).